About the Options Royale Team

We were gumming coca alkali and cutting through the enamel on our teeth when you were cutting snowflakes in pre-K hoping your mother would pin them on the refrigerator only to find them in the toilet. Don’t fret, we all come from something.

We came from the school of hard rocks. And it was being caught between that and the middleclass lives we had built in the middleclass meatgrinder that led us to the market. Sanity had reached its tipping point. Solvency was slim. There was a resolute refusal to settle for less. YOLO.

This should all be starting to sink in, sound familiar. The point is, we’re not Investopedia. We don’t hold esteemed positions with one of the FAANG. We’ve nothing to do with Forbes, nor do we have any ambitions of getting published there so we can put a logo on our website to “prove” our credibility. Fuck that.

We’re average blokes with a penchant for risk and little tolerance for pussyfootin’ corporate policy and the shady shenanigans that seem to govern our world. The game may be rigged, but that doesn’t mean you can’t win. You’ll never beat the house, but you can make a winning, and take your winnings.

We started Options Royale to win what we can and help you do the same.


FAQ’s

  • If this calculator makes your brain hurt, you may actually qualify for disability assistance. We've made it so simple a regard could use it.

  • While we can't promise you seer-level insights, we can definitely help you crunch those numbers and make more informed decisions. The crystal ball is in the shop, unfortunately.

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